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| Titus Edzoa |
Country people, how was your
weekend. In fact I was contemplating over the 5th anniversary of the
February 1998 strike. Thank God it came and passed without any noise. However,
i am back in the boot again after a stressful week with our "royal beggars" not leaving my phone to rest. I hope
you all heard what Ntumfor Nico Halle said concerning Anglophones. The man said
that Anglophones are not each others keepers because they are the first and the
worst enemy. I first thought that Ntumfor is becoming a problem and not a
solution but just few days after Popol left Buea, it came to passed that
Ntumfor was as accurate as a mathematician. As God would make it, before your
Writam-pen could call Ntumfor to explain why he said so, our “royal beggars” were
already at each others’ throats because of gombo. The South West Chiefs
Conference went incomatoes with Fako Chiefs bagging out of the South West
Chiefs Conference. Popol just throw so few grains of corn on them and a serious
fight erupted. Fako Chiefs say they are being marginalized. I hear Popol gave
them 1000 batons and they ignored Fako Chiefs in the sharing. When your
Writam-pen contacted Fon Fontem, President of South West Chiefs Conference, he
said that he has not received any official notification on the issue.
North West fons on the other
hand are on each others throat after the gift handed to Popol by Fon Teche. I
hear, they almost exchange blows the other day when fon Teche insulted his SG
as a “frustrated idiot”. Don’t you
see that Ntumfor was right to say that Anglophones pass their time fighting
each others?
Who said Popol is not a very
smart fellow. Popol has again outsmarted the Iyebos on the Titus and Thierry
Atangana saga to graduate the two personalities from Youma. Titus told RFI that
his graduation was thanks to France’s Sakor and Hollando. I hear him on RFI.
The man back paddled and is pouring all the panegyrics on earth on Popol. He
even organized a press briefing yesterday and I am asking who may have
concocted it? Poor Mouchipou is out of
youma too. I watched him over CTV praising Popol for the clemency just like
Titus. I don bad for Camer here. Titus now says that his arrest was political motivated.
So what about Thierry the French man? Is
Titus stepping to Madiba’s shoes as the acclaimed prisoner? Now what about the
gombo that they pocketed? While Titus’ home is being guarded by Bees, his partner
in crime Thierry boycotted his family home and slept at the French Embassy. He
left for France the next day where he was given a heroic reception. Titus and
others concocted a press briefing in which he told Cameroonians that he is a
cock and that sparrow hawk flies too low and only catches chicks. A suirve!!
Popol I hear has suspended
the signatures of his cabinet ministers. Seemingly, Popol will break the
inertia this week by appointing a new cabinet. Will he maintain Yanki or
replace him with a woman to enable women celebrate women day in grand style.
But who will Popol appoint pioneer female PM, Mafor Yaah Ama, Ema Lafon, Regina
Mundi, Dorothy Djeuma, Hon Lifaka or Mafor Achidi Achu Judith? O halala!! Vivre
la femme!!
Country people, this week is
going to be another kaba week. You know March 8, is around the corner and some
feminists would be asking their husband to cook for the family. Scarcity of
women rapper has been emitted and if you haven’t got one for your baby, do it before
it becomes late. Let’s only put it into prayers that our wives will return home
that day. As for me, I have just told my wife to start cooking for that day the
day before because if she thinks that I will cook for the family, I may surely
send her back to the mother to teach her manners. I saw a mayor of the West
rgion who bought over 300 rappers and shared to the women. That man is a real
gentleman. How will these women not vote him back to the council? Bravo lord
mayor.
Do you know that late CPDM
critical mind, the young man who lived and died to the dictates of his
conscience left a list of CPDM gurus that should not attempt to participate in
his funeral celebration? Masanga, has promised to reveal the list of names
Charles Ateba Eyene declared persona non-grata at his burial. There is panic in
Ngola ahead the publication of the list.
Balikumbat is on the news
again. Your Writam-pen git classified info that tension escalidated again this
week between Bambalang and Balikumbat villages in Ngoketunjia. Remember some
years ago, the two villages clashed and it resulted to untold damages including
human lives. Sadi Rene I hear may make a trip to the disputed piece of land
between Bambalang and Balikumbat this week.
When News Breaks Out, We Break In. Minute by Minute Report on Cameroon and Africa
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