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Sunday, August 7, 2016

Prostitutes Promise to Reward U-23 Football Team #Rio2016


Benevolent Nigerian commercial s*x workers have opted to duly compensate the Dream Team following their convincing display against the Japanese team in Brazil last night. 
The new leadership of the National Association of Nigerian Prostitutes (NANP), led by Tamar Tion, has expressed its happiness in the victory of the Nigeria U-23 football team, Dream Team VI, which against all odds, defeated Japan 5-4, in the early hours of today, August 5, 2016, in the ongoing Olympic Games in Rio, Brazil.
The group, in a statement released by its Secretary, Sandra Efosa, said to show their happiness, they will offer free s*x to any member of the Dream Team that is interested when they come back to the country.
The statement reads:
“On behalf of our National President, Comrade Tamar Tion, the National Association of Nigerian Prostitutes (NANP), wishes to congratulate the U-23 Football team of Nigeria for defeating Japan 5-4 in the football match played at the Olympics.
"We are delighted because they boys did not allow what they went through before they got to Brazil affect them as they still showed the can-do spirit of Nigerians.
"Our President sat up through the night, watching the team do the impossible and to express our happiness and support for the team, we promise every member of the squad free weekend s*x whenever they come back to the country.”
“That is our modest contribution to encouraging them. We are all Nigerians and we would do anything to support our team.

"Congratulations boys!”


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