Thursday, June 29, 2017

Ten Popular Lies We Tell Our Partner

Well, many of us take pride in saying we don't lie. However, psychologists say you lie when you tell your partner the following...
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1. I am listening — when you are actually busy browsing a social media page.
 
2.  I’m not in a bad mood — when your body language and facial expression say otherwise.
 
3.  I only had one drink — even when your speech is slurred and you can hardly maintain your balance.
 
4. I didn’t see your text/call — when you have only deleted your call log and emptied your message box just in case you want to prove him/her wrong.
 
5.  You don’t look fat — when s/he can hardly fit into his/her regular size again.
 
6.  I am sticking to my diet — after you have just walloped a plate of junk food.
 
7.  I did orgasm — when you know quite well that you faked it.
 
8.  This isn’t a new outfit — when you have not even finished the payment for that new outfit.
 
9.  Your bum doesn’t look big in that — even when the cloth is almost bursting in the middle because of the unwieldy backside.
 
10.  I wasn’t looking at her figure — even when you have just whistled in your mind, thinking, ‘Wow! What a knockout!’
 
-Punch


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