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Wednesday, December 28, 2016

Here is the Bamenda Declaration by Chairman of Ad-hoc Committee of December 27

 The Ad-hoc Committee to look into the grievances of teachers met in Bamenda on December 27, 2016. During the meeting some leaders of teachers trade unions and syndicates stormed out of the meeting after expressing their disgust that teachers trade unions of the South West Region were not on the list of  participants. Besides, the trade union leaders also called for the unconditional release of those who were arrested in Buea, Kumba and Bamenda and transferred to Yaounde. Though the deadlock was consumed, at the end of the meeting the Chairman of the Ad-hoc Committee, Prof. Ghogomu Paul issued a Press Release in which he also expressed that the Ad-hoc Committee wished to work with all members etc. Here below is the Press Release


DECLARATION OF CHAIRPERSON OF THE ADHOC COMMITTEE in Bamenda, 27 December 2016

1- The Ad hoc Committee wished to work with all members. However, based on claims which have nothing to do with education, trade unions and other associations left the hall. Only representatives of confessional private education and private higher education displayed a sense of good faith to contribute to the working session.
2- The three ministers of basic, secondary and higher education presented Government efforts towards the English-speaking subsystem of education and its willingness to continue dialogue. I will cite, amongst others, the on-going census of secondary school teachers to redeploy them to fill the gap observed in the
English-speaking subsystem of education. It is also the same for the draft Order to set the duration of studies and naming the certificates obtained in technical education of the English-speaking subsystem of education. I also wish to mention the holding of the National Forum on Education in 2017, which brings lots of hope for the education community as a whole and the English subsystem in particular.
3- I wish to congratulate all participants who had a sense of efficiency and patriotism.
4- Within the framework of its sovereign missions, the State will continue towards dialogue and concertation with all stakeholders to achieve realistic and progressive results to technical concerns of one sub-system of education or the other (English-speaking sub-system, French sub-system)
5- Both sub-systems are bound to coexist in Cameroon, each in its specificity and originality without anyone trying to absorb the other.
6- With regard to extremist trade unionists who publicly refused to be part of this working session for reasons that have nothing to do with the education of young Cameroonians, Government will take its responsibility.
7- The State shall not allow individuals who do not show proof of good faith to take pupils, students, parents, Civil Society Organization hostage they who have just one wish: That the English-speaking sub-system of education should function effectively in the interest of our nursery, primary, secondary and
university youth of the English-speaking subsystem, who are an integral part of the national educational system.
8- The Adhoc committee shall continue to work with people who display good faith to preserve the specificity, the originality and the radiance of the English-speaking subsystem of education in a Cameroon that is united in diversity.
9- The Adhoc Committee is determined to find efficient solutions to genuine problems in the English-speaking subsystem of education, in accordance with the laws and regulations of the Republic.




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Tuesday, December 27, 2016

Match des vétérans à Yaoundé: Yannick Noah toujours le super champion


Courtesy of Hot News No 280
 
Yannick Noaha imposé le duel technique pour échapper à un duel physique, l’arme redoutable de Atanga Nji Paul
                                                
Le Club Noah au quartier Tongolo à Yaoundé a vécu un évènement sportif inédit le samedi 24 décembre 2016, c’était à l’occasion d’un match de tennis des deux vétérans bien connus par les fans de cette discipline. Vainqueur de Roland Garros en 1983, ancien joueur mondial, classé dans le top 5 du classement ATP, capitaine et vainqueur avec l’équipe de France, Yannick Noah a affronté Atanga Nji Paul, Ministre chargé de Mission à la Présidence de la République, champion des vétérans sur toutes les surfaces et tous les Clubs du Cameroun depuis 15 ans.
C’était une rencontre spéciale car les deux joueurs âgés de 56 ans ont accepté de livrer un match de trois (03) sets gagnants avec tie break à tous les sets sauf au 5e. Dans le monde entier, très peu de joueurs de plus de 40 ans,même ceux qui ont eu le meilleur classement  ATP,accepteront facilement de livrer un match en cinq (5) sets sous une chaleur de près de 35 degré.
Le match a commencé à 15H15mn. Atanga Nji Paul a gagné le toast et a préféré laisser le service à Yannick Noah. Les trois premiers jeux ont duré presque 27 minutes et ont permis à chaque protagoniste de savoir à quoi s’en tenir. Comme il fallait s’y attendre, Yannick Noah a exploité à fond son excellent service mais, a tout de suite constaté qu’il n’avait aucun intérêt à accepter les duels en fond de cours car Atanga Nji Paul est connu pour sa régularité, son coup droit dévastateur et son déplacement rapide.
Yannick Noah a donc pris l’option d’abréger les points avec un service d’une vitesse de 140 à 180 km/h, ce qui lui permet de faire aussitôt une volée gagnante. Cette maîtrise parfaite du jeu a permis à Yannick Noah de remporter le premier set par un score de 6-2.
A l’entame du deuxième set, Yannick Noah a fait un break et a  mené trois jeux à un. Atanga Nji Paul a tenté d’imposer à son adversaire un duel de longs échanges en fond de cour. Ce qui lui permet de mener Yannick Noah sur son service du 4ème jeu, 15-40.
L’ancien champion de Roland Garros a senti que perdre son service à ce stade devait ramener son adversaire dans le match. Yannick a décidé de varier son service avec plus de puissance et d’efficacité pour reprendre son jeu de service après avoir sauvé huit balles de jeux. Après 1h5mn, Yannick gagne à nouveau le 2e set, 6-1 ; non sans montrer quelques signes d’essoufflement.
A l’entame du 3e set, le champion des vétérans surnommé le "démolisseur",s’est mis pleinement dans le match en remportant son service facilement. Yannick Noah physiquement diminué, mais techniquement au point, savait bien qu’en perdant le 3e set,l’issue du match lui sera fatale car son adversaire a gagné depuis 15 ans tous les matchs se soldant en 5 sets.
Poussé à son dernier retranchement,le champion de Roland Garros a refusé d’abdiquer. Après 2h20mn, les deux joueurs étaient à égalité de 3 jeux au 3e set, Yannick ayant l’avantage d’avoir gagné 2 sets. C’est généralement après plus de 2 heures de jeux que le vétéran Atanga Nji Paul devient dangereux et c’est pratiquement à ce moment que le"moteur diesel" inflige des défaites à ses adversaires avec une brutalité indescriptible et en multipliant des coups gagnants et des lobs liftés contraignant ses adversaires à des exercices physiques inhabituels.
Yannick Noah n’est pas tombé dans le piège. L’ancien n°1 Français et légendaire vainqueur de Roland Garros a refusé de perdre le 7e jeu du 3e set considéré en tennis comme le jeu le plus important. C’est justement au 3e set que Atanga Nji Paul a commencé à bien lire et à bien retourner les services de Yannick Noah qui, heureusement, était aussi très bien réglé à la volée et au match.
 Yannick Noah a gagné le 3e set 6-3 après avoir smashé 27 fois et exécuté plus de 19 volées quasi parfaites. Le match a durée 2h 50mn et Yannick Noah a gagné en 3 sets : 6-2, 6-1, 6-3.L’ancien n°1 français a reconnu que son adversaire lui a imposé un duel physique inhabituel. En saluant son adversaire Atanga Nji Paul à la fin du match, Yannick Noah a dit un seul mot,"respect " ; car un super champion qui a tout gagné dans le tennis et qui a permis à la France de remporter plusieurs victoires,était loin d’imaginer qu’un joueur amateur pouvait lui opposer une telle résistance physique.
Sur le même cours, le public a eu droit à une belle séance d’entraînement entre Nkwenti Blaise, ancien N°1 Senior Camerounais et Atanga Gloria Whitney, étudiante et jeune prodige de tennis, parfaitement à l’aise dans tous les compartiments de jeu et aux coups droits et revers puissants. Le public s’est délecté de cet événement sportif inédit dans l’histoire du tennis camerounais.
A travers ce duel que d’aucun comparent au combat de boxe du siècle (Mohamed Ali contre George Forman à Kinshasa en 1974), Yannick Noah a confirmé qu’il est et demeure un géni du tennis mondial. Il n’est pas seulement un Grand Champion de tennis, mais il est surtout un grand sportif à l’échelle planétaire, un gentleman qui sait reconnaître la valeur de l’autre. Il est facile de comprendre pourquoi Yannick Noah a souvent réussi là où les autres ont généralement échoué. Yannick Noah a tout simplement le  don des vainqueurs, l’humilité. BRAVO CHAMPION.



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Monday, December 26, 2016

Bristish Musician, George Michael Dies on Christmas Day



Ace musician, George Michael is no more. The world class musician died on Christmas dat at the age of 53. Reports say the police are describing the death as "unexplained but not suspicious". They said paramedics attended his home in Goring in Oxfordshire at 1.42pm on Sunday - where he was declared dead at the scene.
His publicist announced he has "passed away peacefully at home" at 11pm on Christmas Day.
The full statement read: "It is with great sadness that we can confirm our beloved son, brother and friend George passed away peacefully at home over the Christmas period.
"The family would ask that their privacy be respected at this difficult and emotional time. There will be no further comment at this stage."
George Michael has sold more than 80 million records worldwide in a career spanning four decades - but his life in recent years has been dogged by controversy



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ENEO to Produce Curb Electricity Deficiency through Renewal Energy

 ENEO, owned by the British investment fund Actis and concessionaire of the public electricity service in Cameroon, has launched a call for expression of interest to recruit a partner who will develop two solar power plants in the northern area of the country. According to Eneo, the selected partner will have the status of independent electricity producer.
The infrastructure meant to be operational by first quarter 2018, we learned, will each have a production capacity of 10 MW, thus 20 MW in total. They will be installed in the towns of Guider, in the Northern region, and Maroua, in the Extreme-North region of Cameroon.
The choice of these towns comes from the fact that the three northern regions (Adamaoua, North, Extreme-North) are, according to experts, the most exposed to the sun in Cameroon. Indeed, as highlighted by a study undertaken some years ago by Arsel, the regulatory body in the electricity sector, the average level of exposure to sunlight in this part of Cameroon is 5.8 kW/m2/day, against 4kW/m2/day only in the South.
By moving into solar energy, Endo is at the same time giving a major boost to the diversification of the energy mix in Cameroon, largely dominated by hydroelectricity, with 73.3% of the national production. Thermal energy represents a little over 25% against barely 1% for solar, biomass and wind power combined.

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Sunday, December 25, 2016

Yahya Jammeh to Step Down

Gambian Leader Yahya Jammeh on Saturday December 24 2016 announced his decision to finally step down from office and hand over peacefully to the president-elect, Adama Barrow come January 2017.
Mr. Jammeh was however quick to add that he was only prepared to leave office only after his personal terms has been met. Yahya Jammeh rejected the result of the presidential election held earlier this month, a
week after admitting defeat.
He cited “abnormalities” in the vote and called for fresh elections. Mr. Jammeh, who took power in a coup in 1994, was defeated by Adama Barrow, who won more than 43% of the vote. Mr. Barrow accused the incumbent of damaging democracy by refusing to accept the result. His transition team said the president-elect was safe. International criticism of Mr. Jammeh came swiftly. The US and The Gambia’s neighbour, Senegal condemned his announcement, and the African Union called for a “peaceful and orderly transition of power”.



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Looking Glass: What You Need to Know About Rev. Titatang Kingsley



Rev. Titatang Kingsley

Indian philosopher, PR Sarkar, developed a new science of society that was neither solely past-oriented nor present oriented. Sarkar’s goal was to embark on a balanced institutional art whereby silenced voices are given room to be heard and out of sight structures given the opening to be known. That theory brought to limelight those who have been doing great things silently. The unsung heroes and or silence achievers are people who think and act for the betterment of society. They are the good grains of the future on which society can rely on in order to face the numerous emerging challenges. History, they say is sprinkled with the legacies of the few unique and courageous individuals. In the Presbyterian Church in Cameroon, one of such personalities who has stood tall in the madding crowd as great preachers is Rev. Titatang Kingsley. The first time I met him in Nkambe, a friend of mine described him “the smiling preacher,” and what I observed was that he with intent avoids using antagonism which could mean any challenge, from an intense crisis of faith to mere self-doubt. Listening to Rev. Titatang is like returning to the good old gospel that truly gives life to the dead and sets men and women free. Like Paul of old, every truly evangelical pulpit must sound out the clear message of “repentance towards God and faith in the Lord Jesus Christ” (Acts 20:21).
So, at this Christmas when we are celebrating the birth of Christ with a religious bent, we have decided to dedicate time and space to talk about Rev. Titatang Kingsley. He is the Parish pastor of PCC Bonadikombo (Limbe) in the South West Region of Cameroon. Rv. Titatang Kingsley is actually going into history books as a role model. Aristotle, the greatest philosopher who introduced the concept of role models in society once argued that human race without exceptional characters is like a ship without a captain. There is no doubt that Aristotle was talking of people with exceptional characters like Rev. Titatang Kingsley.
From the pulpit to development ventures and humanitarian gestures, Titatang has shown that he is an amazing character, embodied with an unalloyed modesty, vigor and bouncing enthusiasm to produce results. Everywhere he served as a pastor, he has left an indelible mark of greatness. He started his pastoral work in 1998 at Bessi and moved to Adamawa before the Grand North (2005 to 2006), where Rev. Titatang Kingsley is remembered as true preacher. He is also remembered as the person who fought for the creation of the West/Bali Presbyteries. Besides, he was the pioneer Presbytery Secretary of West Bali from November 2009-June 2010 before transferred to Donga Mantung where he served in the same capacity from 2010 to 2014. In 2015, Reverend Titatang was moved to Bui as Presbytery Secretary and acting Manager of PYC Kumbo (July 2015-December 2015). On January 4, 2016 he was again transferred as Pastor of Bujong in Mezam (January 2016-June 2016) before being transferred to PCC Bonadikombo in Limbe as Parish Pastor. It should be recalled that after bachelor’s degree, he also served as the Chaplain of the Acha Health Complex and also served as Parish pastor in four different parishes.  


Legacy
God’s in our day is placed in a social and cultural context which renders it more difficult to understand and yet more urgent and irreplaceable for promoting the true good of men and women.
Scientific and technical progress, which contemporary man is continually expanding in his dominion over nature, not only offers the hope of creating a new and better humanity, but also causes ever greater anxiety regarding the future. The Bible says in God and also to love our neighbors with all your heart, soul, mind and strength involves community development at some level. That is why Rev. Titatang is common described by many as a development luminary. To know Rev. Titatang is to know a development luminary. In Donga Mantung Division, for example, he and Sir Ken Martin Atanga initiated the CMF which today has beaten records. He constructed classrooms, followed giant projects like the Kindfu PCC church building, Manse in Kuma Talla, the Mbembe PCC, and restored the Konstanz/Donga partnership. The construction of a water tank at Presbyterian Health Centre in Nkambe was during that period. While in Garoua, Rev. Titatang rescued a 38m high church and acquired land for the construction of the church at Poli. He also built a 400 capacity Sunday school at PCC Mora which has now been transformed into a primary school. In fact these are just a score of his realizations in a basketful of several projects. Besides, he taught as teacher in several educational institutions ranging from Primary to secondary and University both private, denominational and government owned. (GBHS, PHS Nkambe, University of Ngoundere etc). Sometimes ago, he told us in Nkambe that “Why should I not thank my God for using me realize over 20 projects in his vineyard” His dream is to one day get funding to continue his Ecumenical insights and advocacy for peace/peace building. Many orphans have benefited from his largess in Donga Mantung Division some of whom are teachers today.
His work as caught public admiration to the point that he was in 2014 honoured by the Binka Fon with the prestigious title of “Ta Nformi” and that sam year, readers of The Eye Newspaper nominated and voted him as The Inspirational Preacher of The Year”.
 


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Thursday, December 22, 2016

Baraki FC Wins Ndinjo Awudu Stanley's Christmas Tournament


Baraki Football Club of Binshua has won the second edition of Ndinjo Awudu Stanley's Christmas Tournament. The boys from Binshua crushed Formation Sango of Nkambe last Sunday to grab the trophy in a highly contested soccer fiesta at the PHS field in Nkambe. Earlier on, Mazon girls beat Nasara girls after penalty shots to take home the female trophy. 
Addressing soccer fans and players, the Divisional Officer for Nkambe Central Abba Abdouraman congratulated the Ndinjo Awudu Stanley for promoting young talents. He lauded the 14 teams that participated in the tournament for their sense of maturity and discipline. 
On his part, the cup donor said " Wimbum has got talent" and he would spare no efforts to make sure that these talents are exhibited. He promised that he will make sure that the tournament is played every year. It should be noted that this year, he introduced the female soccer tournament and a Mini Marathon with cash prizes worth over FCFA 500.000 while more than FCFA 750.000 was dished out to the 14 teams that participated in the male soccer championship.  To Samba Kingsley, the chairman of the organizing committee, the tournament marks the beginning of a veritable football nursery for the Division. He added that such initiatives that promote young talents could foster football in Nkambe central and Donga Mantung as a whole.












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Lesson from Naija: Buhari Set to Recruit Additional 300,000 Graduates

The All Progressives Congress-led Federal Government is prepared to ease the unemployment burden in the country with the employment of more graduates.

 
President Muhammadu Buhari
 
President Muhammadu Buhari-led federal government said it will soon recruit 300,000 additional graduates in the next phase of the N-power volunteer programme.
 The Minister of Information and Culture, Lai Mohammed, gave the assurance at the Old Banquet Hall of the Presidential Villa in Abuja on Tuesday at a special town hall meeting for the youth.
 The minister specifically stated that the Federal Government was committed to tackling youth employment.
 “We did not create today’s hardships, but we have resolved to end it and make life more abundant for our people. All we ask is your undiluted support,” he said.
 Mohammed said 25,000 cooks have been trained for the home-grown school feeding programme which, he noted, has taken off in Osun, Kaduna and Anambra.
 He said over one million Nigerians willing to access loans between N200,000 and N100,000 were set to get such at a very low interest rate from the Bank of Industry.
 He further stated that N500 billion had been earmarked in the 2017 budget proposals to sustain the Social Intervention Plan.


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I Won't Step Down - Gambian President Yahya Jammeh Declares


Gambian dictator, Yahya Jammeh seems prepared to stand in the way of the ECOWAS, AU and the Gambian electorate to retain his seat forcefully as the President amidst his election loss.
 
Yahya Jammeh
 
Gambian President Yahya Jammeh has said he will not step down and condemned mediation by West African regional bloc ECOWAS that aims to get him to leave power after he lost a December 1 election to challenger, Adama Barrow, reported Reuters.
 The comments on state television late on Tuesday were a hardening of the veteran president’s position after days in which hopes mounted he could be persuaded to hand over power at the end of his mandate on January 18, when Barrow is due to be inaugurated.
 “I am not a coward. My right cannot be intimidated and violated. This is my position. Nobody can deprive me of that victory except the Almighty Allah,” Jammeh said.
 “Already the ECOWAS meeting was a formality. Before they came, they had already said Jammeh must step down. I will not step down,” he said.
 Jammeh initially accepted the results of an election whose outcome was seen across Africa as a moment of hope. He is accused by human rights groups of the detention, torture and killing of perceived opponents during his 22-year rule.
 On December 9, he reversed his position and said he would challenge in the country’s Supreme Court the results of an election he said was riddled with irregularities.



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Tuesday, December 20, 2016

Bob Marley and the Wailing Wailers

Award winning Nigerian writer and journalist has penned an interesting thought-provoking piece to Nigerians, it's a must read!
President Buhari
 
There are many reasons you will never find me in politics — either by election or appointment. The one that is relevant to our discussion today is “groupthink”. Have you ever wondered why people are so reasonable and principled… until they join government? And then a few weeks later they are telling you: “Things are not as simple as you people outside think. Forget all these things you are writing.” Their ideals begin to disappear. The philosophers begin to distance themselves from their philosophies. The moment they enter the State House, they have crossed over to another world. They now belong to a new group where everybody unconsciously thinks alike.
 A major disservice caused by “groupthink” is to treat any dissenting voice as that of the enemy. President Muhammadu Buhari had hardly settled down when officials of his government derisively tagged those who criticised him or held a contrary opinion as “wailing wailers”. An alarm went off in my head immediately. It was this same mentality that got President Goodluck Jonathan boxed into a corner from which he never recovered. He treated every criticism that came his way as the handiwork of his political enemies. He became paranoid. The end result was that he lost his balance, went on the defensive and got snookered.
 
By the way, it is very unfair to use “Wailing Wailers” as a pejorative term. For those who may not know, the Wailing Wailers was the debut album by The Wailers released in 1965. It was a compilation of recordings by Neville Livingston (Bunny Wailer), Robert Nesta Marley (Bob Marley, Livingston’s step-brother) and Peter McIntosh (Peter Tosh). They planted reggae as protest music and put the genre into international reckoning against all odds. They were the voice of the voiceless. After Macintosh and Livingston left the The Wailers in 1975, the group became known as “Bob Marley and the Wailers”. Tosh and Marley must be turning in their graves at Nigeria’s aspersion.
 
Let’s face the fact without beating about the bush: in the real world, Buhari will face criticisms. The motives will always be different. It is all too natural. Criticisms will come from those who want him to succeed — as well as those who are desperate to see him fail. Criticisms will come from those who think he can do better than he has done since May 2015 — as well as those think or wish they have already seen the best of him. Criticisms will come from those who have nothing against him but think his policies so far are uninspiring — as well as those who think he needs to be discredited now in preparation for the 2019 presidential election. Motives.
 
However, wisdom dictates that: one, don’t lump all your critics together (as “groupthink” tends to do) because you may become unnecessarily touchy and miss the point; two, listen to even the worst of your enemies because there may actually be some substance in their criticism that you can use to your advantage; and three, the beauty of democracy is the diversity of opinion, and people must never be cowed into shying away from voicing their views. When people become too scared to talk because of DSS and EFCC, the beauty of democracy remains unexplored. The classification of critics as “Wailing Wailers” is, in the end, not helpful to the progress of the president.
 
Criticisms are in two categories: constructive and destructive. Constructive criticism is often done with concern. It could be harsh. But it is more like: “You’re not getting it right. Try something else. Do it another way.” Implicit in constructive criticism is a desire to see things done in a different and better way, even if outright suggestions are not always offered. Ultimately, there is goodwill. Ultimately, the motive is never selfish. Agreed, nobody likes to be criticised. It is only human. But when people criticise me, no matter how uncomfortable I am and how bruised my ego feels, I try to examine my ways. And it has helped me tremendously in my life journey.
 
There is, of course, destructive criticism. We don’t need to google that. Destructive criticism can hide under altruism and fair comment, but the motive is difficult to disguise. Clearly, some people are out to destroy Buhari for political reasons. It is certainly legitimate — after all, APC came to power by destroying Jonathan and refusing to recognise any achievements recorded by him. It would seem then that the PDP is serving APC some tablets from their own medicine by trying to cast Buhari as a failure less than two years in office. Some are also criticising Buhari because they have lost out or are completely uncomfortable under the new dispensation. It is all normal.
 
Unfortunately, the contents of public criticism are virtually the same. Both the constructive and destructive are saying the same thing. So when both camps say, with different motives, that the power situation is getting worse, is it a lie? When they say there is still corruption, is that not true? Is the economy not contracting — even if Buhari inherited a mess? Is the DSS not detaining people without any legal basis? Has there been any legal justification for the continued detention of Ibraheem El Zakzaky, Nnamdi Kanu and Sambo Dasuki? Are state agencies not disobeying court orders? But does it mean anyone who says these things is automatically a “wailing wailer”?
 
I am so eager to see Buhari succeed as president. Aside the fact that I genuinely believe in him and trust his integrity, I am insanely desperate to see Nigeria move up the ladder of development. The world has left Nigeria behind. We are still discussing Introduction to Physics when the world is already doing laser brain surgery. My theory all along, dating back to the military era, is that Nigeria was not developing because of corruption. I’ve always believed that if a patriotic leader puts together a competent team, there would be no stopping our progress. We’ve had brilliant leaders whose brains got poisoned by the lust for filthy lucre.
 
Some of Nigeria’s problems are so basic yet they look insurmountable. What does it take to have constant power? Even if there was no single cable anywhere in Nigeria in 1999, we could have done it in 17 years with all the petrodollars that flooded this economy. Even if there was no road anywhere in 1999, we could have paved 50,000 kilometres by now. Even if there was no single refinery in 1999, we could have built 20 by now! There has been a lack of seriousness and sincerity for ages, and in Buhari I believe we have someone who can still offer true leadership despite a very slow start. But of what use is a competent team if they don’t have access to him?
 
I would love Buhari to pay closer attention to criticism — both the constructive and the destructive. Everything has its value. Criticism represents a strand of opinion, no matter how acidic. You may say my shirt is dirty because you want to ridicule me, but what if it is true? I would have to ignore your motive and change the shirt. That is the point. If Buhari makes positive use of criticism, he will only become a better leader. I know every leader has his or her strategy in dealing with critics. Some believe in fire-for-fire. It may work. It may not work. Jonathan did fire-for-fire, arrow-for-arrow, and bullet-for-bullet. Whatever it is, people must be free to voice their opinion in a democracy.
 
In Rebel Music, Bob Marley sang: “Why can’t we be what we want to be/We want to be free.” Those values are at the core of constitutional democracy. Once these freedoms are curtailed, it takes away the “demo” from democracy and replaces it with “auto”. And can we deny the fact that many Buhari supporters are losing their patience and singing “I don’t wanna wait in vain for your love” along with Marley? The Wailers famously sang: “Get up stand up/stand up for your rights.” If you legitimately demand for your rights and you are classified as a “wailing wailer”, that should be taken as a compliment. Buhari’s team members must consciously deal with the pathologies of “groupthink”.

AND FOUR OTHER THINGS…
 
MANGLING MAGU
 
Satirist and singer Tom Lehrer famously said political satire became obsolete when “war criminal” Henry Kissinger was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize in 1973. Now that the National Assembly is at the forefront of the fight against corruption in Nigeria, satire has gone into coma. The same National Assembly that lampooned the DSS for raiding the homes of judges, insisting that financial crimes are not under the agency’s purvey, has now used a “financial crime” report by the same DSS to halt the confirmation of Mr. Ibrahim Magu as EFCC chairman. I’ve not said Magu is a saint, but I have lost my sense of humour since Thursday when the lawmakers joined the anti-graft war. Hilarious.
 
‘CRACK YA RIBS’
 
Two of my favourite Nigerian comedians are currently in President Muhammadu Buhari’s cabinet. One is Comrade Solomon Dalung, minister of youth, sports and comedy. The other is “Pastor” Babachir Lawal, secretary to the government of the federation and laugh-master general of the federation. There is no time he talks that I don’t laugh away my sorrows. So an engineering firm founded by him got N200m payments from a grass-cutting contract awarded by an agency under his office and people are calling on him to resign. Can’t people see that he has disengaged from the company? The only thing he does now is sign the cheques and collect dividends. Balderdash.
 
MY, MY, MY (MMM)
 
When I was a tiny little boy, I heard about the activities of “money doublers”. If you gave the native doctors one naira, they would double it to two naira, I used to hear. I always wondered how they did it — and why they were not doing it for themselves. But I was not intelligent enough to know that I was not supposed to understand how it works. Now, money doubling has gone online. From your smart phone, you can double your money. All you need do is go on a website, register, transfer money to some account and your money will double in no time. As easy as ABC. The seduction by native doctors has gone digital. My, My, My. You sure look good tonight. Greed.
 
SWEET MOTHER
 
All (the bad) roads lead to Umuokoro Eziama, Ngor Opkala LGA, Imo state, on December 27-28, 2016, when my friend, brother and partner-in-crime, Chidi ‘Uzor, buries his sweet mother, Mrs Grace Chinyere Uzor Anugwa, who recently died at 101. The real story, though, is that Mama, through sheer tenacity and courage, sponsored all her five children in school — singlehanded. This was after the devastating civil war when nobody in the south-east had food to eat, much less scholarships. Chidi clearly inherited his mother’s never-say-die gene. He has moved from being a journalist to owning a microfinance bank — by hard work, discipline and imagination. Inspiration.
 
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Simon Kolawole is the Founder/CEO, TheCable.ng; writer and journalist
 
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