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Thursday, December 17, 2015

Accelerate Negotiations on the New Climate Deal. African CSO’s tell COP 21.

  Aaron kaahYancho (PAMACC TEAM PARIS)


The African civil society led by the Pan African Climate Justice Alliance (PACJA) has called for an acceleration of a final climatedeal and for the provision of more fundsfor the protection of the rights of indigenous people in Africa. Thiscall was made during a press briefing which held over the heels of their protest rally that happened on the side lines of the ongoing Climate change negotiation in Paris.
Reflecting on the red lines for Africa Augustine Njamnshi from BCDP, Cameroon and Technical/Political Affairs Chair of Pan Africa Climate Justice Alliance (PACJA) lamented the slow pace of the negotiations and said African civil society protest to demand for urgent action; adequate adaptation finance was in orde. “We were promised that emission cuts would be strengthened this year, they weren’t. Instead African countries are been saddled with additional load of paying for climate debt which they least contributed”. Njamnshi said.
Looking at what 1.5 means to a binding deal, Robert Chimambo, of Zambia Climate change Network said Africans stand point on this was clear and need no compromise. Robert  called on the developed countries to refrain from the tactics of playing for time, to one of action and concrete solutions. “We demand equity, fair deal and a legally binding agreement” Robert said adding that time was of the essence. He further added that developed countries must be mandated to pay their contributions on all elements including provisions of money for adaptation to developing countries.
Assessing the tortoise path so far taken by African civil society observers on COP deliberations MithikaMwenda, Secretary General of Pan African Climate Justice Alliance PACJA decried the slow pace of the negotiations. While frowning that more talking was going on than action Mithika challenged Africans to    stay united and strong in view of a new text from the Paris meeting. Mithika said any mistakes on Paris were a legalization of    a death sentence for Africa. “Any climate change deal that is leading to 3*C will cause untold problems of hunger, starvation, disasters, conflicts and wars in Africa and should be rejected”. The PACJA boss warned. Mithika called on all African Civil society observers to keep on tracking the events without compromise for the sake of the continent
Decrying while the developed countries were showing no sense of urgency in formulating a a new climate deal, Sam Ogallah of the Pan African Climate Justice Alliance (PACJA) attributed this  to an  issue of self-interest and the horse trading that goes behind the negotiations. Sam charged that Africa will not be deceived by technical or procedural tricks in asking for a deal that is ambitious and with equity.
Reacting to the news that the US government was excluding itself from any future compensations on loss and damage, Panelists during the briefing all concluded that it was a retreat from the previous negotiations and advancement to a new climate deal. “We need to be alert”. Mithika remarked.Panelists during the briefing decried that this Paris climate talks could trigger even more serious   consequences for Africa if care wasn’t taken to protect the rights of the indigenous people. The Press briefing also tasked the negotiators to hasten up the drafting of a new climate deal rather than the ongoing delay tactics that were prevailing to give room for critique and feedback.



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Agreeing on 1.5*C is Establishing Climate Justice on COP 21 Human Rights Observers say

  Aaron kaahYancho (PAMACC TEAM PARIS)


The International Youth and Students’ Movement of the United Nations(ISMUN) in collaboration with the Pan African Climate Justice Alliance (PACJA)have noted that world leaders will be held accountable if the 1.5*C target is not signed on Paris.
Holding under the theme “Leaving No one behind and Establishing Climate Justice”as one of the side events in this ongoing climate change arrangement, Budi Tjahjono advocacy officer for a Voice at the United Nations lamented that a 1.5*C temperature rise will make more suffers in the poor regions of the world like Africa, the Caribbean’s and Latin America where people depended on natural resources for hope more desperate. He argued that the US position of blocking the use of a human rightslanguage in the drafted agreement had serious consequences for humanity. “An aspect of human rights in the agreement   calls for a historic responsibility and engagement with the rich countries which has much to do with compensations” Budi argued.
Calling for human rights to be put on the center of the discussions, Budi stressed that this could assist government s and member states under this treaty to act accordingly. Speaking for the Caribbean Youth Environment Network Dickson Barry saidtheir youth Movement was advocating for a 1.5*C temperature fixing agreement to be finalized on Paris. According to Barry nothing less than that, was like “putting a gun to their heads”. This youth leader said 1.5 *C for all the 800 youths in the 50different states in the Caribbean meant justice and staying alive. “We want a world that we will inherit and hand to posterity”. Barry added. Weeping that the Caribbean would be at risk if global warming wasn’t checked, Barry cited sea rise and floods as the existing daily challenges that people of his region had to gamble with. “Anything above 2*C is not agreeing at all and we will hold our leaders accountable”. Barry believed. Barry took the liberty to call on governments in the world to create enabling structures for the youths to engage in climate change discussions.
Cooperation Jackson a local coalition for the people of the Africa decent form the USA wondered why the negotiators were putting trade and politics first in the heart of the negotiation process. Explaining how the USA was selfishly trying to control the way people were living on earth, Cooperation Jackson said many cities in the US will be underwater in 2020 if real measures were not taken to address global warming. “1.5*C is relevant even for the US people” Jackson remarked. While calling on members of the global civil society movements to look beyond this particular Cop and for what the future holds , He concluded that the US government didn’t have humanity at heart if it resisted   to append a 1.5*Csettlement on Paris. “We have to speak out for this is an issue of social injustice “. Jackson added.
Speaking from an African civil society perspective, SamsonSamuel Ogallah andShaddadMuawia of Pan African Climate Justice Alliance PACJA  said if the temperature rise exceeded 1.5*C more people in Africa would be left behind in the execution of the SDG’s Sustainable Development Goal’s, “A setback for the development and progress of Africa and more and more people in the troubles of climate change impacts would face moredaring challenges as a result of temperature rise”Ogallah Said. Adding that climate justice meant that the vulnerable in the world received compensations Shaddad expressed disappointments that the US and other industrialized countries were playing to the gallery. “There is need to have a human rights council and reporter who will formulate legal instruments on which states must act”.Shaddad demanded.
Accepting that Justice means human rights Jan Lonn, the   secretary general of the International Youth and Students Movement for the United Nations requested that climate change had to be approached from a human rights perspective. “Article II and the preamble of the Draft carry issues of human rights and must be considered”. He said. Asking for the legalization of a 1.5*C agreement to be declared for the survival of mother earth, JanLonn noted that enacting a 2*C pact was not agreeing at all on Paris. “Our message is clear- signing a 1.5*C treaty is respecting our human rights and justice for all.” Jan ended.



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Accelerate Negotiations on the New Climate Deal. African CSO’s tell cop21.

 Aaron kaahYancho (PAMACC TEAM PARIS)
 

 The African civil society led by the Pan African Climate Justice Alliance (PACJA) has called for an acceleration of a final climatedeal and for the provision of more fundsfor the protection of the rights of indigenous people in Africa. Thiscall was made during a press briefing which held over the heels of their protest rally that happened on the side lines of the ongoing Climate change negotiation in Paris.
Reflecting on the red lines for Africa Augustine Njamnshi from BCDP, Cameroon and Technical/Political Affairs Chair of Pan Africa Climate Justice Alliance (PACJA) lamented the slow pace of the negotiations and said African civil society protest to demand for urgent action; adequate adaptation finance was in orde. “We were promised that emission cuts would be strengthened this year, they weren’t. Instead African countries are been saddled with additional load of paying for climate debt which they least contributed”. Njamnshi said.
Looking at what 1.5 means to a binding deal, Robert Chimambo, of Zambia Climate change Network said Africans stand point on this was clear and need no compromise. Robert  called on the developed countries to refrain from the tactics of playing for time, to one of action and concrete solutions. “We demand equity, fair deal and a legally binding agreement” Robert said adding that time was of the essence. He further added that developed countries must be mandated to pay their contributions on all elements including provisions of money for adaptation to developing countries.
Assessing the tortoise path so far taken by African civil society observers on COP deliberations MithikaMwenda, Secretary General of Pan African Climate Justice Alliance PACJA decried the slow pace of the negotiations. While frowning that more talking was going on than action Mithika challenged Africans to    stay united and strong in view of a new text from the Paris meeting. Mithika said any mistakes on Paris were a legalization of    a death sentence for Africa. “Any climate change deal that is leading to 3*C will cause untold problems of hunger, starvation, disasters, conflicts and wars in Africa and should be rejected”. The PACJA boss warned. Mithika called on all African Civil society observers to keep on tracking the events without compromise for the sake of the continent
Decrying while the developed countries were showing no sense of urgency in formulating a a new climate deal, Sam Ogallah of the Pan African Climate Justice Alliance (PACJA) attributed this  to an  issue of self-interest and the horse trading that goes behind the negotiations. Sam charged that Africa will not be deceived by technical or procedural tricks in asking for a deal that is ambitious and with equity.
Reacting to the news that the US government was excluding itself from any future compensations on loss and damage, Panelists during the briefing all concluded that it was a retreat from the previous negotiations and advancement to a new climate deal. “We need to be alert”. Mithika remarked.Panelists during the briefing decried that this Paris climate talks could trigger even more serious   consequences for Africa if care wasn’t taken to protect the rights of the indigenous people. The Press briefing also tasked the negotiators to hasten up the drafting of a new climate deal rather than the ongoing delay tactics that were prevailing to give room for critique and feedback.


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Paris Climate Terror could Endure for Generations

 Paris witnessed both explicit terrorism by religious extremists on November 13 and a month later, implicit terrorism by carbon addicts negotiating a world treaty that guarantees catastrophic climate change. The first incident left more than 130 people dead in just one evening’s mayhem; the second lasted a fortnight but over the next century can be expected to kill hundreds of millions, especially in Africa.
But because the latest version of the annual United Nations climate talks has three kinds of spin-doctors, the extent of damage may not be well understood. The 21st Conference of the Parties (COP21) to the UN Framework Convention on Climate Change (UNFCCC) generated reactions ranging from smug denialism to righteous fury. The first reaction is ‘from above’ (the Establishment) and is self-satisfied; the second is from the middle (‘Climate Action’) and is semi-satisfied; the third, from below (‘Climate Justice’), is justifiably outraged.
Guzzling French champagne last Saturday, the Establishment quickly proclaimed, in essence, “The Paris climate glass is nearly full – so why not get drunk on planet-saving rhetoric?” The New York Times reported with a straight face, “President Obama said the historic agreement is a tribute to American climate change leadership” (and in a criminally-negligent way, this is not untrue).
Since 2009, US State Department chief negotiator Todd Stern successfully drove the negotiations away from four essential principles: ensuring emissions-cut commitments would be sufficient to halt runaway climate change; making the cuts legally binding with accountability mechanisms; distributing the burden of cuts fairly based on responsibility for causing the crisis; and making financial transfers to repair weather-related loss and damage following directly from that historic liability. Washington elites always prefer ‘market mechanisms’ like carbon trading instead of paying their climate debt even though the US national carbon market fatally crashed in 2010.
In part because the Durban COP17 in 2011 provided lubrication and – with South Africa’s blessing – empowered Stern to wreck the idea of Common But Differentiated Responsibility while giving “a Viagra shot to flailing carbon markets” (as a male Bank of America official cheerfully celebrated), Paris witnessed the demise of these essential principles. And again, “South Africa played a key role negotiating on behalf of the developing countries of the world,” according to Pretoria’s environment minister Edna Molewa, who proclaimed from Paris “an ambitious, fair and effective legally-binding outcome.”
Arrogant fibbery. The collective Intended Nationally Determined Contributions (INDCs) – i.e. voluntary cuts – will put the temperature rise at above 3 degrees. From coal-based South Africa, the word ambitious loses meaning given Molewa’s weak INDCs – ranked by ClimateActionTracker as amongst the world’s most “inadequate” – and given that South Africa hosts the world’s two largest coal-fired power stations now under construction, with no objection by Molewa. She regularly approves increased (highly-subsidized) coal burning and exports, vast fracking, offshore-oil drilling, exemptions from pollution regulation, emissions-intensive corporate farming and fast-worsening suburban sprawl.

A second narrative comes from large NGOs that mobilized over the past six months to provide mild-mannered pressure points on negotiators. Their line is, essentially, “The Paris glass is partly full – so sip up and enjoy!”

This line derives not merely from the predictable back-slapping associated with petit-bourgeois vanity, gazing upwards to power for validation, such as one finds at the Worldwide Fund for Nature and Climate Action Network, what with their corporate sponsorships. All of us reading this are often tempted in this direction, aren’t we, because such unnatural twisting of the neck is a permanent occupational hazard in this line of work.

And such opportunism was to be expected from Paris, especially after Avaaz and Greenpeace endorsed G7 leadership posturing in June, when at their meeting in Germany the Establishment made a meaningless commitment to a decarbonized economy – in the year 2100, at least fifty years too late.

Perhaps worse than their upward gaze, though, the lead NGOs suffered a hyper-reaction to the 2009 Copenhagen Syndrome. Having hyped the COP15 Establishment negotiators as “Seal the Deal!” planet-saviours, NGOs mourned the devastating Copenhagen Accord signed in secret by leaders from Washington, Brasilia, Beijing, New Delhi and Pretoria. This was soon followed by a collapse of climate consciousness and mobilization. Such alienation is often attributed to activist heart-break: a roller-coaster of raised NGO expectations and plummeting Establishment performance.

Possessing only an incremental theory of social change, NGOs toasting the Paris deal now feel the need to confirm that they did as best they could, and that they have grounds to continue along the same lines in future. To be sure, insider-oriented persuasion tactics pursued by the 42-million member clicktivist group Avaaz are certainly impressive in their breadth and scope. Yet for Avaaz, “most importantly, [the Paris deal] sends a clear message to investors everywhere: sinking money into fossil fuels is a dead bet. Renewables are the profit centre. Technology to bring us to 100% clean energy is the money-maker of the future.”
Once again, Avaaz validates the COP process, the Establishment’s negotiators and the overall incentive structure of capitalism that are the proximate causes of the crisis.
The third narrative is actually the most realistic: “The Paris glass is full of toxic fairy dust – don’t dare even sniff!” The traditional Climate Justice (CJ) stance is to delegitimize the Establishment and return the focus of activism to grassroots sites of struggle, in future radically changing the balance of forces locally, nationally and then globally. But until that change in power is achieved, the UNFCCC COPs are just Conferences of Polluters.
The landless movement Via Campesina was clearest: “There is nothing binding for states, national contributions lead us towards a global warming of over 3°C and multinationals are the main beneficiaries. It was essentially a media circus.”
Asad Rehman coordinates climate advocacy at the world’s leading North-South CJ organization, Friends of the Earth International: “The reviews [of whether INDCs are adhered to and then need strengthening] are too weak and too late. The political number mentioned for finance has no bearing on the scale of need. It’s empty. The iceberg has struck, the ship is going down and the band is still playing to warm applause.”
And not forgetting the voice of climate science, putting it most bluntly, James Hansen called Paris, simply, “bullshit.”
Where does that leave us? If the glass-half-full NGOs get serious – and I hope to be pleasantly surprised in 2016 – then the only way forward is for them to apply their substantial i
Close to my own home, the weeks before COP21 witnessed potential victories in two major struggles: opposition to corporate coal mining – led mainly by women peasants, campaigners and lawyers – in rural Zululand, bordering the historic iMfolozi wilderness reserve (where the world’s largest white rhino population is threatened by poachers); and South Durban residents fighting the massive expansion of Africa’s largest port-petrochemical complex. In both attacks, the climate-defence weapon was part of the activists’ arsenal.
But it is only when these campaigns have conclusively done the work COP negotiators and NGO cheerleaders just shirked – leaving fossil fuels in the ground and pointing the way to a just, post-carbon society – that we can raise our glasses and toast humanity, with integrity. Until then, pimps for the Paris Conference of Polluters should be told to sober up and halt what will soon be understood as their fatal attack on Mother Earth.
nfluence on behalf of solidarity with those CJ activists making a real difference, at the base.

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IMalawian Zomba Prison Music Band Nominated for a Grammy Award

Inmates of the Malawi high-security jail, the Zomba prison band have not only produced an album called "I Have No Everything Here," they're also up for a grammy nomination in February.
 The Zombie prison band who are inmates of the Zomba high-security prison in Malawi
 The maximum security prison in Zomba, Malawi is not the sort of place where Grammy-nominated albums are typically recorded. But a group of Zomba’s inmates, many of them serving life sentences for offences including murder and theft, have found themselves nominated for a the prestigious awards in the best world music album category.
 Announced last week, the group known as the Zomba Prison Band, are joined on the shortlist by some of world music’s biggest stars; Ladysmith Black Mambazo, Angelique Kidjo, Gilberto Gil and Anoushka Shankar. 
Ian Brennan, who produced the album, said; "I was shocked. Absolutely shocked… The other four nominated artists all have roots that go back decades, so to see this group of completely unknown people from what is really a lesser known country get recognised is really humbling."  Recorded in the summer of 2013, 16 inmates wrote and performed the songs for the album, "I Have No Everything Here". They are the first Malawian musicians to be nominated at the prestigious Grammys. But Brennan doesn’t know if the prisoners involved have been informed of their historic nomination, as all communication with them must go through the prison commissioner or local NGOs.
 
Zomba Prison Project - I Have No Everything Here (CD)
 
 






























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How Pro-Biafra Agitators Take Over Lagos in Massive Protest for Nnamdi Kanu

Members of the Indigenous People of Biafra (IPOB) have staged a protest in Lagos today. We bring to you all the photos from the peaceful protest in Nigeria's commercial city.
 As they continue to demand for the unconditional release of their leader, Nnamdi Kanu, members of the Indigenous People of Biafra (IPOB) staged a protest in Lagos today. 
 Yesterday, the Lagos State chapter of the All Progressives Congress (APC) issued a warning to members of MASSOB and IPOB who were reportedly plotting to hold protests in the State.
 The Lagos state governor, Akinwunmi Ambode, also took to his Twitter page to state that the state will deal with anyone who attempts to breach the peace. "We must put together our resources and stand firm in our resolve to confront and eliminate those that continue to test our collective peace," he Tweeted.
 Well, few hours ago, the pro-Biafran group members peacefully took to the streets in some parts of Lagos to continue the agitation for the sovereign nation of Biafra.
 Below are the photos some of the members shared on social media;
 


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DSS Drops Charges Against Nnamdi Kanu in Magistrate Court

The Department of State Services has elected to withdraw the case at the lower court for a higher court, which has jurisdiction to entertain charges bordering on terrorism, to take over.
 
Shuaibu Usman, magistrate of the chief magistrate court, Wuse zone 2, Abuja, on Wednesday discharged Nnamdi Kanu, director of Radio Biafra and leader of the Indigenous People of Biafra (IPOB), on all counts of criminal conspiracy and ownership of an unlawful society brought against him by the federal government.
 After holding that the government had dropped the charges against Kanu, the judge ruled: “The accused person is hereby discharged and the case struck out.”
 The government through its agent, the Department of State Services (DSS), had elected to withdraw the case at the lower court for a higher court, which has jurisdiction to entertain charges bordering on terrorism, to take over. Usman was scheduled to deliver judgment on the application of the DSS on December 1, but he put it off until December 16.
 The DSS has held Kanu for at least 90 days despite an order of the magistrate court granting him bail in October.
 After the lower court granted him bail, the secret police got an order of the federal high court, Abuja, to keep the leader of IPOB in detention.
 But his lawyer, Vincent Obetta, filed a counter application, seeking bail for the accused person. Adeniyi Ademola, justice of the federal high court, Abuja, is expected to rule on the bail application on Thursday.
 A wave of protests, engineered by IPOB, had swept through the southeast a few days ago owing to the continued detention of Kanu.
 IPOB is demanding an immediate and unconditional release of its leader.
 
Source: TheCable



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Monday, December 14, 2015

Bishop Kukah Urges Nigerian President to Dialogue With Pro-Biafra Groups

 Highly revered Catholic Bishop, Hassan Kukah has spoken out about the pro-Biafra agitations that has been staring up disturbances in recent times in Nigeria.
President Buhari and Bishop Kukah

Bishop Matthew Hassan Kukah of the Catholic Diocese of Sokoto, has advised the Federal Government to handle the pro-Biafra agitation with utmost care, stating that the agitators were entitled to their request, therefore, must not be crucified for it.
According to Daily Post, Kuka called on the government to draw the leader of the group close and dialogue with him, instead of force.  Speaking on the topic: “The Pursuit of Happiness: Some Thoughts On Human Rights, Freedom And Justice In Nigeria,” at the 41st Convocation Lecture of the Obafemi Awolowo University, Ile-Ife, the priest urged President Muhammadu Buhari to have a round table discussion with Kanu and his fellow activists, in order to maintain peace.
Kuka who stressed that the arrest of Kanu by security operatives resulted in heavy protests across the globe, affirmed that no governor in Nigeria could command the number of people that the pro-Biafra leader brought out without any form of inducement.
He said: “This country cannot continue this way. The Movement for the Sovereign State of Biafra, MASSOB, has the right to seek Biafra since we have freedom of expression. The problem of Nigeria should not be with Kanu but with those who let the door open.
“The President of Nigeria or any governor, unless he pays, cannot bring the number of people that Kanu brought out.
“The anxiety of Nigeria should be that a young man (Kanu) who can bring out this great number of people is worth doing business with.”
The bishop called on Nigerians, especially politicians, to discard lust for power and greed for material gain, saying they do not bring happiness.
He said: “The world can provide for the need of everybody but cannot provide for the greed of everybody.”

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Yahya Jammeh Declares the Gambia An Islamic Republic

The President of Gambia, Yahya Jammeh has declared the formerly circular country an Islamic Republic.
President Yahya Jammeh

Gambia’s president has declared the tiny West African country an Islamic republic, saying the decision was made because Islam is the religion of the majority of its citizens and to break from the nation’s colonial past.  According to Arab News, President Yahya Jammeh made the declaration Friday at the end of a political rally held on the coastal village Brufut, about 15 kilometers (9 miles) west of the capital, Banjul.  “In line with the country’s religious identity and values, I proclaim Gambia as an Islamic state,” the Gambian leader told his supporters.
 
About 90 percent of Gambia’s 1.8 million people are Muslim. Jammeh was making a declaration about the republic, and was not declaring it in line with the jihadist organization known as the Daesh group.  “Gambia cannot afford to continue the colonial legacy,” Jammeh said.
 In an attempt to allay the fears of religious minorities, Jammeh said the rights of Gambia’s Christian community will be protected.
Jammeh said that there will be no mandates on dress. “We will be an Islamic state that would respect the rights of all citizens and non-citizens.”  The head of the country’s Islamic body wouldn’t say if he endorsed the declaration.  “We haven’t met yet to discuss over the presidential announcement,” said Gambia’s Supreme Islamic Council Chairman Imam Momodou Lamin Touray.  Hamat Bah of the opposition National Reconciliation Party criticized the decision. “There is a constitutional clause that says that Gambia is a secular state,” he said. “You cannot make such a declaration without going through a referendum.”
 Gambia is a popular beach destination for British tourists although Jammeh’s government has been regularly criticized by Britain and other Western powers for human rights abuses. Jammeh has ruled Gambia since seizing power in 1994.


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Why Men Will Continue to be Babies in the Hands of Women!

 What is all the fuss about the female mammary gland, many have wondered. From time immemorial men have always been fascinated by the woman's breasts as explored by this writer.
In the battle of the sexes one advantage women will always have over the men is their boobs! Simple as it is. it is very comical how seemingly intelligent men turn into whimpering teenage boys at the sight of a well-stacked women. I thought I’d heard and seen everything for and against the mammary gland until recently when I was in the midst of ‘matured’ men who amused themselves by analysing the anatomy of female guests at a wedding.
“What’s so special about a pair of boobs?” I asked Supo, one of these men.  He had bragged he was strictly a boobs man. Actually, most men do.I agreed with him, swearing that a woman without `more bounce to the once’, has virtually lost her femininity!  “Are you serious?” he wanted to know.
 “Do you know of any otheraphrodisiac that’s been around since God created man that generates as much excitement as a pair of boobs? It is not as if they’ve suddenly arrived out of nowhere you know? All warm. All soft. And pleasing to touch! New toys for the beautiful generations to play with! To make it more interesting, you get them in various shapes and sizes.
“My fIrst fascination with boobs started in my second year in secondary school. I was only 14 then and our housemaid allowed me to do it to her. She must have noticed me lusting after her and decided to take me out of my misery! There I was. a pubescent boy confronted with a pair of knockers. She was huge. Just huge! I had never seen a pair of boobs like hers in all my life. And I’d seen my mother’s and my elder sister’s. Her own (the maid’s) just bulged from everywhere. Over. Under, Between. Great trembling folds of flesh like a set jelly that you shake around. Terrific! You could put your head between them and blot out the world!
“She never bothered to keep them under wraps either. always throwing open her wrapper to re-tie! She taught me how to hold them. Kiss them. the biggest ice cream ever invented! It was years later that I wondered where she learnt the tricks from – my dad or my brother? Like I said. the housemaid made sure that I enjoyed the wonder of her boobs. She wriggled as I eagerly followed her lead. The heat of the excitement I felt sent a shock right through my school-boy’s body. I was a man. I had made it! Her buba opened and wrapper tossed aside with careless abandon. I held my first whole woman cushion against my chest and I was drunk with lust.

“And I think I hung on to her breasts all the way through my bumbling sex act. Hung on like my whole life depended on it. Eyes screwed tight and shut in ecstatic wonder, I had absolutely no technique. But we got by. From that day on. I was hooked. I stole food and money for her and gladly helped with some of her chores – and she was generously grateful! Muti (that’s the maid’s name), wherever you are today. I thank you for my first launch through space. Since her. and that was a couple of decades back. I’d been hooked on boobs. If you haven’t got them. forget it. Having no boobs is like having a bottle of wine without a cork-screw – how do you get to enjoy the wine?”

In case you men out there have conveniently forgotten. boobs are not really for your benefits, you know? Actually, they are to nourish your offsprings into responsible adults.’ Instead of latching on to your partner’s boobs all of the time, consider the poor mite for whose sole purpose the boobs are intended.
"I’m a boobs man” Ike, a mechanical engineer bragged. ‘and when my wife had our first son, I became jealous of him. Her boobs were fun and oozing milk and he was attached to her chest, sucking away with careless abandon. Could breast milk be tastier than the milk we all knew? Why was the baby in such rapture – over his milk? I was itching to find out. That night. I crawled up to my wife in bed. sort out her boobs and tried sucking them as our son did, hoping to get as much pleasure as he did from her milk.
 “Yuck!, the milk tasted very unpalatable and I almost spit it out. What could anyone find enjoyable in that?” I gently reminded him that boobs are to provide infants with nourishment, not give grown-up kids the time of their life!
 
Culled from Vanguard



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Nigerian Troops Arrest Shi'te Leader, Elzakzaky

Nigerian army has arrested Leader of the Islamic Movement of Nigeria, Sheikh Ibrahim Zakzaky after raiding his house.

Sheikh Ibrahim Elzakzaky
 
The leader of the Islamic Movement of Nigeria, a Shi’te Islamic group in Nigeria, Sheikh  Ibrahim Elzakzaky, has been arrested by Nigerian troops, following a siege on his Zaria residence.
According to Premium Times, inside sources in the sect’s hierarchy revealed that a top leader of the movement, Muhammadu Turi, and the head of the medical team of the sect, Mustapha Saidu, and several others were killed during the siege.
The Nigerian Army and members of the sect have accused each other of instigating attacks that led to the death of members of the movement on Saturday.
While the Army accused the Shiite followers of attempting to assassinate Nigeria’s Chief of Army Staff, Tukur Buratai, the Islamic movement said soldiers simply decided to attack “defenseless people”.
It was gathered that the Nigerian troops sustained a crackdown on the members of the sect throughout the night as heavy shootings and sounds of explosions were heard in Gellesu and Sokoto Road, where Hussainiyya – the spiritual centre of the sect – is located.
Residents of the area said that they saw armoured tanks demolishing the Hussainiyya shrine and the residence of the leader of the sect.
A source at the military hospital in Chindit Barracks Depot of the Nigerian Army, Zaria revealed that they received 19 bodies of people killed in the encounter.
The spokesman of the Nigerian Army, Sani Usman, could not be reached for comment and is yet to release a statement on the arrest.

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Buhari Shuns Sylva Over Violent Bayelsa Poll

 resident Buhari has expressed his disappointment in the outcome of the recently held gubernatorial election in Bayelsa State in his refusal to meet with his party's flag bearer, Timipre Sylva.


APC gubernatorial candidate, Timipre Sylva

Efforts by the All Progressives Congress (APC) governorship candidate in Bayelsa State, Chief Timipre Sylva, to have audience with President Muhammadu Buhari may have been  rebuffed, reports Vanguard'
A source in the Presidency stated that Buhari was not happy with the APC in Bayelsa  and  Sylva over alleged  pockets of violence during the rescheduled election in Southern Ijaw LGA.
The source stated, "Mr. President is angry over the overwhelming criticism and condemnation of the process by international observers, who did not mince words in describing the poll as a rape of democracy.
“Some of the observers are already seeing the APC-led Federal Government as lacking the capacity to conduct a free, fair and credible election in a state as small as Bayelsa. What happened in Southern Ijaw was  against every acceptable global democratic norm and practice.”
 It would be recalled that Bayelsa State Resident Electoral Commissioner, REC, Mr. Baritor Kpagih, on Monday, December 7 canceled and suspended indefinitely, gubernatorial election in Southern Ijaw Local Government Area following allegations of irregularities, violence by both the Peoples Democratic Party, PDP, and All Progressives Congress, APC.


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Sunday, December 13, 2015

Cameroonians Must Hear This..Lastest Gossips from Cameroon-Writtam-pen

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Alice Sadio enters Ben Muna's shoes as APF strong woman

My People, happy Sunday to you all. I salute everyone! Last week when I said that this country is under the weather some people who are on the wrong side of the law to have contributed to the chaos could not permit my handset to relax. I was obliged to swift off my phone to preserve my battery. Do not be afraid. Am I not a free man and by the way, who is going to arm-twist with me? They are the ones who are trying to camouflage the skeletons in their cupboard not me. I hear Alliance of Progressive Forces-APF dished bitter democratic lessons to Popol and John Ntarinkon and other life Presidents of political parties in Cameroon. However, I know that my detractors will climb on tree tops to protect the epileptic S and C. Will Paul and John clean from this? Na another Five Francs Kweshion this, abeg let me borrow from my friend Clovis Atatah’s ingenuity. That Ben Muna stepped aside for democracy to prevail is food for thought noor? A woman is now the chairlady of AFP. BRAVO Madam Alice SADIO and thank you Ben for taking the advice to leave the stage before nemesis could catch up with you. Let me also use this opportunity to congratulate my friend Gerard Philippe Kuissu Mephou who was also elected Assistant Secretary General of AFP. Thumbs up Gerard. This is happening when Chop People Dem Money party reorganization just ended with fighting, boxing and scheming in Bertoua, Buea etc. And also when John Ntarinkon's Suffer Don Finish is suffocating with a Secretary General. Politics for this country na awarawa. Let nobody ask me why up to now John Ntarinkon has not appointed a new ever since Eliza resigned.
I say ehn! FECAFOOT don turn na FECAFOOD. Another incident has just happened that makes me not a hundred percent with this country.  In fact, I do not know whether I should be crying or smiling over the issue. What I have observed is that the main problem our football managers-FECAFOOD is that of marginalization. The latest scandal of the week is that Masso Yo, the chairman of the Normalization Committee of FECAFOOD, oh sorry I mean FECAFOOT was grilled at the Special Criminal Court on how the gombo daglocked for the football jamboree in Brazil was used.
You must have heard the latest scandal between John Beginning and Atangana the Nji from Bamenda. The cooked up interviewed that wrapped my friend Choves Loh. And for your information, FECAFOOD is a chop-pot reserve only for Frogs and not Anglos. They have officially declared the Cameroon food-ball (I mean football) federation is a no go zone for Anglos. Remember no English Speaking media organ features on the list of names of media organs submitted to FIFA to cover the last June 2014 World Cup in Brazil. Is this not another mark of gross marginalization? Or could we call it tribalism? Remember that the same Frogs used John Beginning to chase away Iya Mohammed. When time came for JB to take over the management of FECAFOOD, Massa Yo cooked up a scheme with the royal blessings of Sebb Blatter (trapped in fraude) to dive in through the window under the guise of Normalization Committee. I think if you have never ever heard of a country where meritocracy is a taboo, come closer to Cameroon and you will be able to write books.  Now it is Mbarga of Mboa who is using Atanga the Nji, an Anglo to nail JB.
 I don bad for Prime Minister Yang e village. Guess what? JB has vowed that he will take Cameroon Tribune to court. Hahaha, I hope Peter Esoka will also shutdown Cameroon Tribune..
God’s time they say is the best. You know Popol always spring surprises. Last week, Popol was in Paris and he became the advocate for the Lake Chad basin. Chai this Pa na pepper. I wish he sanctioned all the CPDM MPs who rejected Hon. Mbaya’s Private Member Bill on water catchment protection. Popol is now a climate change campaigner; he has joined Awudu, Njamshi and Elvis Paul Tangem to advocate for a sane environment. I hope you all heard him in Paris, he even told eyibos about Vision 2035.
I almost forgot about the trumpeted sacking of the VC of the University of Bamenda, Edokat. I hear it is hot. The minister that ordered that his office should be sealed, guarded and then the Osheinization of UBa stopped.


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