Country people, happy Sunday to y’all. At
last your writtam-pen is back with latest gossips after several months
wallowing in the gutter like the North West Fons Union-NOWEFU. Have you heard
that the Bamenda High Court has finally passed a ruling on the matter between the
kingpins of the Kaduna mafia (HRH Fon Chafah and HRH Fon Teche)? Commentators
say the court ruling has axed Fon Teche Njei’s ambitions to hijack and
spin-doctor his stay at the helm of NOWEFU till 2018. Since your writtam-pen doesn’t
comment on commentaries, it is highly believed HRH Senator Teche will organize
an extraordinary General Assembly to adopt a new constitution for NOWEFU and
then organize elective assembly to hand power. Remember NOWEFU constitution
disappeared mysteriously at the Mezam SDO’s office. Now that the court has passed
its verdict and charged the administration to make sure that the ruling is
implemented, Fon Chafah camp has been showering itself praises for having won
the court case.
Donga
Mantung Division which is expected to produce the next President of NOWEFU has
been caught in a mad rush. With the union divided into factions, Fon Ibrahim
Jabfu Nfor of Nkambe is popular candidate for the post of President. He has
served the union in various capacities. He served as treasurer under Fon
Anneng, and currently vice President under Teche. His candidature was recently
endorsed by all the fons of Nwa, Ako, Misaje and Ndu.
NOWEFU has functioned under Fon Teche
like an Island. The only legacy has been the prostitution of titles, gifts and the
in-housing wrestling. NOWEFU has served as a beseeching tool to satisfy the ego
of the few.
Last November 26, expectations were dampened
in Nkambe. The Chief executive of the region we gathered slammed a ban on the
elective general assembly that was billed for Nkambe when preparation had
reached fever level. Losses incurred are estimated in tens of millions as the
population had prepared to celebrate the election of the fon of Nkambe.
Did you listen to Popol wobbling in Paris? He said
he has even created a climate change observatory. Popol is really smarter than
a Smartphone. The man outsmarted Eyibos, and Baaam, just zeroed-in Vision 2035
in his speech. After Popol, only Hon. Mbaya can dance climate change in Camer
here. Who doubt? I am sure that as Popol is back in Ngola, he will surely
instruct Parliament to revisit the Private Members Bill on the protection of
water catchements submitted by Awudu before creating the climate change observatory.
Oh University of
Bamenda. I told you sometimes ago that the HiTL saga must swallow somebody. Now
Prof. Edukat will meet the 20 students he ejected from HiTL against the
minister’s instruction in the quarters. Oh lala. (to be continued)
When News Breaks Out, We Break In. (The 2014 Bloggies Finalist)
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