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Tuesday, September 16, 2014

Tribute: Pa Mimba Alfred Jato; The Teacher, Career Politician


Funeral Service at Baptist church Binju

The biblical Timothy in 2Timothy 4:7-8 teaches us that life is like a battle and only those have fought hard would be remembered. “I have fought the good fight, I have finished the race, I have kept the faith. Now there is in store for me the crown of righteousness, which the Lord, the righteous Judge, will award to me on that day—and not only to me, but also to all who have longed for his appearing” says 2Timothy 4:7-8.
Some people may have known Pa Mimba Alfred Jato better than I and will have a lot to tell about his life and work, but my memories may be no less important, for they go back to the Man, the Teacher and the Politician I met as a young man and news hunter thereafter.
His sense of humour made him the teacher that he was. In fact so thrilling that no student would afford to miss it. He had a soft voice and he used to talk to in a wonderful way. For a workaholic like him, teaching was what he loved and did it with a lot of dexterity as would be revealed on his biography. Pa Mimba had total tunnel vision when it came to empowering young leaders of tomorrow. Weekends at times he did not know, I was told. Whether this perpetuum mobile was the best way to run an institution could only be judged from the results he would obtain. Always the best on something that historians and psychiatrists can argue over endlessly.
Mimba Alfred Jato
But it suited Pa Mimba permanently striving personality. He taught in several; schools, primary and secondary (See number of schools below)
As a career politician, his dexterity landed him on the pedestral as local party scribe of the Cameroon People Democratic Movement-CPDM, common called “Section Secretary”. He was Section Secretary of the Donga Mantung I (Nkambe) and had worked with several politicians like late Hon. Tamfu, Ngabir Paul Bantar (now Mayor of Nkambe). Yet he never stood on his dignity or became grand. In rare moments of enforced inactivity, he would sit on my desk and develop new political strategies and orientations. If you look at anything Pa Mimba wrote or the speeches he made before, there's nothing outstanding or distinctive about them. He really only made an impact on the evolution of the party. Mimba Alfred was neither the most eloquent politician of his generation given that politics was being transformed into a game of insult. But he was without doubt the most determined. At a time of doubt and disillusion, his unswerving belief in his own convictions proved to be his most important characteristic. His values were simple and straightforward, based on the austere his childhood up bringing- hard work, self-discipline and thrift.
Who Was Pa Mimba Alfred
Pa Mimba Alfred Jato was born in 1942 in the family of Fai Ndiboti and Mami Mary Mumbfu in Tfum, Tabenken village in the Nkambe Central Sub-division of the Donga Mantung Division

Primary Education
            He started his academic life at the Basel Mission school in Tfum Tabenken in 1949 from infance one to standard two. He then left Tabenken to C.B.C Binka, where he attended standard three to five. Because of the absence of standard six in Binka, Pa Mimba moved to C.B.C Ndu where he completed standard six in 1956.

Life as Teacher and Headmaster and Student of Teacher Training College
          
Wife and Daughter
  From Ndu, he came back to Binka as a teacher and taught there for a period of twelve months. He was later transferred to Dumbo in Misaje sub-division where he taught for one year. In 1959 he was transferred to CBC Wowo village in Ndu sub-division as Headmaster.
From Wowo village, Pa Mimba saw the need to further his education. He decided to move to the Baptist Teacher Training College (BTTC) Buea from 1960 -1961, where he obtained his Teacher’s Grade three certificates. In 1962 he was posted to CBC Ande as Headmaster. From 1963-1964 after he went back to the Baptist Teacher Training College (BTTC), this time in Kumba and attended the Higher Elementary Training course, which earned him a Teacher’s Grade one certificate. He was sent to Fonfuka in the Bum sub-division as a Grade One Teacher.

Life as High School Student and Secondary School Teacher
After spending two years in Fonfuka, he again decided to further his education in CCAST Bambili from 1966-1967, where he obtained the Advanced Level Certificate in Geography and History. With this qualification, Pa Mimba was sent to teach at Kom Teacher Training College in Belo (KBTC) from 1968-1969. One year after, he was sent as a Tutor to JMBC Ndu.

Life abroad (University of Edinburg)
In 1970, Pa Mimba obtained a government scholarship to study English as a second Language at the Moray House College of Education in Edinburgh –Scotland. When he came back from Scotland in 1971, he was sent to teach at BTTC Buea.

University of Yaounde
            In 1972 he began with his studies at the University of Yaounde, where he obtained a Bachelor’s Degree in Geography and Sociology, as an Option. He graduated from the University of Yaounde in 1975.

Life as lecturer and Principal after his University studies
After graduation from the University, he was posted to Government Secondary School (GSS) Meiganga in the Adamawa Region, where he taught English for one year and was transferred to Government High School (GHS) Nkambe. In 1986, he was transferred to GSS Wum, in the Menchum division. Three years later, he was transferred   back to GHS Nkambe.
            In 1992 he was appointed as the Principal of GHS Ako. Three years later, he was made pioneer Principal of GSS Njinikom in the Boyo Division. He spent three years in this position prior to being transferred to GSS Binka. Pa Mimba Jato spent one year at GSS Binka until his retirement in 2002.

Political and Social Responsibilities
He was a very active and dynamic militant of the CPDM in Donga Mantung 1 section and was Branch President of Chua-Chua quarter, and kept the branch very lively and active on many political fronts. He was the current section secretary of Donga Mantung 1 till he left this world on the August 22nd, 2014.
He was the Divisional Director of Mutual Health and was also the acting Divisional President of the Red Cross.

Awards/Medals
He was a Knight of the Cameroon order of merit. He also had awards from the CPDM and the Red Cross.
Until his death, he was the Divisional President of the Cameroon Red Cross

 Private life
           
Thousands gathered to pay last homage in Tfum-Tabenken
Two years ago Pa Mimba started having problems with his health. Doctors diagnosed cardiac complication and he has been battling with this since then and was lastly taken to the Banso Baptist Hospital for his usual therapy on the 19th of August 2014 and he passed on to eternity on 22nd of August  2014 at 7.55am.
Pa Mimba got married to Grace Nshani Mimba on the 6th of April 1972 and they lived together until his departure from this world. They had one daughter together.
He leaves behind his beloved Wife, the Daughter, three sons and four grandchildren and the entire Bo Nkfuchi family and friends to mourn  him. 


When News Breaks Out, We Break In. (The 2014 Bloggies Finalist)

Saturday, September 13, 2014

GTTC Nkambe Gone



It is widely believed that familiarity breaks contempt. Government Teacher Training College Nkambe, a one-time citadel of standards was reported desperately in need of divine intervention. Yet it came to passed that the unexpected has finally visited the school with fresh impetus injected yesterday as a new management has taken over school. Donga Mantung SDO was personally present to supervise the handing over which many described as impromptu. GTTC Nkambe may have been sacrificed by those who are at their pits has rescued it from wallowing in the gutter. 

The one-time most admirable institution which stood the taste of time and was the pride of the entire division, its students, staff and ex-students was been sparked by an irreplaceable spark, in the hopeless swamps of the approximate of, the not-quite being evident, the not-yet, and the not-at-all wobbly warning.
As hinted, not the petition writers created the unexpected for the long awaited change in leader but the Yaounde connections did it.  According to information gathered, circumstances had perhaps put to question the state of nature of the school given the tons of petitions ignited by conflict of interests. The staffing situation keeps dropping and standards too, we were hinted. Some who said, it was because some teachers claim to be so important while others claim to be so imposing yet everyone is biting as the cock finally crowed sending away the bibles of the half a word that change is change and is what was needed for survival.  

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T.B. Joshua's Synagogue Church Of All Nations In Lagos Collapses

With emergency rescue operations underway, a SaharaReporters correspondent reported that 15 people have been pulled from the wreckage of the six-floor structure, which had been under construction. Several are reported to be trapped still.
 Emergency Workers Driven From Scene Of Synagogue Of All Nations Church Collapse By "Barbaric" Church Security Lagos State Emergency Management Authority Public Relations Officer, Friday Adeboayo, confirmed the recovery of the 15 dead bodies. Yet some media houses say about four people have been reported dead. As to why the Man of God did not see it happening in his prophesies remain another mystery. However an official communication from The Synagogue, Church Of All Nations concerning a news story currently being reported by the media regarding an incident that happened states that “A building, not the church auditorium as was reported. The few people that were there are being rescued. What you wish to others, God wishes to you. Nothing makes us love a person as much as praying for him. The more I love you, the more I will pray for you.”


The National Executive Committee of the Social Democratic Front has challenged the Minister of Secondary Education over the decision of the GCE Board banning some three examiners for inviting colleagues for lunch at the SDF National Chairman during the marking of the 2014 examinations in Bamenda. The matter is slowly but surely turning into a political game with members of the public calling on the Prime Minister and Head of Government to intervene.
 A statement from the GCE Board observes that their involvement in "grave unauthorised invitations to examiners for a meal at the SDF Chairman's residence", constitute a malpractice which deserves sanctions. The SDF National Chairman, Ni John Fru Ndi, regrets the GCE ban in what he believes was a harmless and apolitical choice to annually share in a "thank you meal" with GCE examiners. Fru Ndi appears at a loss why government Ministers and other civil servants regularly dine at his residence and the GCE Board thinks others wise. Fru Ndi maintains that he does not consider it sinful to appreciate teachers across the board over a meal during which no political messages feature.
 Muluh Gideon, Werewum Maurice and Bangu Thaddeus acknowledge that they were banned from GCE Board activities for three years. Werewum Maurice, Assistant GCE Examiner for Physics hinted that "No GCE Code of Conduct was broken in extending invitations to examiners who are full blown adults and not subject to control after 5 p.m during the marking exercise." He acknowledged that the trio examiners involved are front benchers of the SDF Party. Werewum Maurice is the SDF District Chairman for Batibo. Muluh Gideon of GTHS Ndop is the Assistant GCE Examiner for English language and North West Secretary General of the SDF while Bangu Thaddeus from GHS Santa is the GCE A/L Examiner and SDF, District Treasurer in Batibo.
- See more at: http://cameroon-concord.com/politics/society/item/641-banned-on-gce-examiners-for-eating-with-fru-ndi-prime-minister-yang-told-to-step-in#sthash.cccLcs2h.dpuf
The National Executive Committee of the Social Democratic Front has challenged the Minister of Secondary Education over the decision of the GCE Board banning some three examiners for inviting colleagues for lunch at the SDF National Chairman during the marking of the 2014 examinations in Bamenda. The matter is slowly but surely turning into a political game with members of the public calling on the Prime Minister and Head of Government to intervene.
 A statement from the GCE Board observes that their involvement in "grave unauthorised invitations to examiners for a meal at the SDF Chairman's residence", constitute a malpractice which deserves sanctions. The SDF National Chairman, Ni John Fru Ndi, regrets the GCE ban in what he believes was a harmless and apolitical choice to annually share in a "thank you meal" with GCE examiners. Fru Ndi appears at a loss why government Ministers and other civil servants regularly dine at his residence and the GCE Board thinks others wise. Fru Ndi maintains that he does not consider it sinful to appreciate teachers across the board over a meal during which no political messages feature.
 Muluh Gideon, Werewum Maurice and Bangu Thaddeus acknowledge that they were banned from GCE Board activities for three years. Werewum Maurice, Assistant GCE Examiner for Physics hinted that "No GCE Code of Conduct was broken in extending invitations to examiners who are full blown adults and not subject to control after 5 p.m during the marking exercise." He acknowledged that the trio examiners involved are front benchers of the SDF Party. Werewum Maurice is the SDF District Chairman for Batibo. Muluh Gideon of GTHS Ndop is the Assistant GCE Examiner for English language and North West Secretary General of the SDF while Bangu Thaddeus from GHS Santa is the GCE A/L Examiner and SDF, District Treasurer in Batibo.
- See more at: http://cameroon-concord.com/politics/society/item/641-banned-on-gce-examiners-for-eating-with-fru-ndi-prime-minister-yang-told-to-step-in#sthash.cccLcs2h.dpuf
The National Executive Committee of the Social Democratic Front has challenged the Minister of Secondary Education over the decision of the GCE Board banning some three examiners for inviting colleagues for lunch at the SDF National Chairman during the marking of the 2014 examinations in Bamenda. The matter is slowly but surely turning into a political game with members of the public calling on the Prime Minister and Head of Government to intervene.
 A statement from the GCE Board observes that their involvement in "grave unauthorised invitations to examiners for a meal at the SDF Chairman's residence", constitute a malpractice which deserves sanctions. The SDF National Chairman, Ni John Fru Ndi, regrets the GCE ban in what he believes was a harmless and apolitical choice to annually share in a "thank you meal" with GCE examiners. Fru Ndi appears at a loss why government Ministers and other civil servants regularly dine at his residence and the GCE Board thinks others wise. Fru Ndi maintains that he does not consider it sinful to appreciate teachers across the board over a meal during which no political messages feature.
 Muluh Gideon, Werewum Maurice and Bangu Thaddeus acknowledge that they were banned from GCE Board activities for three years. Werewum Maurice, Assistant GCE Examiner for Physics hinted that "No GCE Code of Conduct was broken in extending invitations to examiners who are full blown adults and not subject to control after 5 p.m during the marking exercise." He acknowledged that the trio examiners involved are front benchers of the SDF Party. Werewum Maurice is the SDF District Chairman for Batibo. Muluh Gideon of GTHS Ndop is the Assistant GCE Examiner for English language and North West Secretary General of the SDF while Bangu Thaddeus from GHS Santa is the GCE A/L Examiner and SDF, District Treasurer in Batibo.
- See more at: http://cameroon-concord.com/politics/society/item/641-banned-on-gce-examiners-for-eating-with-fru-ndi-prime-minister-yang-told-to-step-in#sthash.cccLcs2h.dpuf
When News Breaks Out, We Break In. (The 2014 Bloggies Finalist)

Ebola: Border Markets Shutdown in Donga Mantung

The administration of Donga  Mantung Division in the North West Region has closed all border markets in the Division in order to intensify the fight against the Ebola pandemic which has been reported on the other side of the divide. The Ako border market which is the largest in the Northwest region was closed. Yet other small markets in the division have been suspended till further notice. Speaking at a sensitization meeting yesterday September 12 at the Nkambe Community hall, Donga Mantjng SDO called on the population to join in the mitigation strategies. In his clarion call, the Senior Divisional Officer said that the fight to block Eboloa from entering into Cameroon through Donga Mantung Division is a collective fight that must be committed in the hands of God. Mr. Ngone Ndodemesape Bernard also call on the population to be very vigilant given the long and porous boundary with Nigeria. " You can hide a relative under your bed who has smuggled himself without knowing that it is ebola that you are keeping under your bed" he warned
He cautioned the population to be aware of the fact that charlatans will soon invade villages claiming that they are able to cure this or that disease. He cited the case of Binshua village where another charlatan was unmasked and ushered out of the division. He salso disclosed that it has been reported that some elements of the police were spotted collecting brides for some families to cross the border. "We know there are children the other side who went on holidays and vice-versa but since the borders have been closed, we have no other option than to repect it, he continued.  
It should be recalled that a similar sensitization meeting took place at Sabongari on September 11 while that of Ako will hold on today September 13.   
  
. When News Breaks Out, We Break In. (The 2014 Bloggies Finalist) 

Wednesday, September 10, 2014

Back to School: Hundreds Stranded As Politics Halt Functioning of GTC Kung

By Njie Bonwali Josseph 
Fon Kum Gilbert disappointed with politicking in Fungom
Menchum Division, in the Northwest Region of Cameroon has been noted for politics of bitterness. Yet Fungom sub Division seemingly has had a fair share of it. The Member of Parliament for Menchum North, Hon. Ndong Larry Hills was almost beaten to death by his District chairman for Fungom, Ngong Rex. Allegedly, the long accumulated political grievances finally exploded during a village development meeting at Bafmen in the presence of Fon Anneng Francis, CPDM Polibureau member. Though in detention and has been sacked from the SDF, it is clear that Menchum especially Fungom is the Eldorado of politics of bitterness just like Nkambe in Donga Mantung Division. The most pathetic thing is that politics in this part of the country has been moved into school milieu with some political kingpins using it to settle political scores.  
In 2011, government saw the need to create Government Technical College Kung, in Fungom sub Division yet three years have passed without any Principal being sent to manage the functioning of the school and as well, without any sign of proof that the college will go functional.
A school of thought holds that a certain self-proclaimed political kingpin of the CPDM has vowed that the college will not function as the Fon of the Kung Second Class Fondom has continuously elected to criticize the undemocratic, mal-governance and gerontocratic political CPDM Government.
Tension is reported in Kung village especially as it is rumoured that the population has to disburse a sum of two hundred and fifty thousand francs (250 000) to obtain a land title for the college. Allegedly, a sum of 220.000 (hard earned currency) has been disbursed to this effect with the hope that the school will go functional this year, yet all hopes have been lost as school resumed this week without a Principal being appointed to head the college. Some of the villagers are pointing accusing fingers at the CPDM bigwigs for frustrating the future of their kids and the entire village. When contacted the Fon of Kung lamented that “I find it politically and democratically unacceptable that, a Government which pretends to be initiating a democratization process in the country, treats its citizens in a very relentless, inglorious and egregious manner, because, my subjects and I have elected a critical political stand against the mal-Governance practices of the CPDM regime”. Fon Kum Gilbert argued that “I seriously frowned at the electoralist creation of this politicized school, which was sanctioned by a Prime Ministerial decree no: 2011/2141/PM, dated the 5th of August 2011, as a result of its non functioning mechanisms 3 years after its creation”. Fon Kum Gilbert who is a Consultant Lobbyist accredited to the French and European Union Parliaments, argued that “I seriously frowned at the electoralist creation of this politicized school.
He said when he discovered that politicians wanted to hijack the school for different motives, in consultation with other village dignitaries, the President of Kung Development and Cultural Association—KUDECA was sacked because, he used the Development Association’s finances to transport Kung subjects right to Yaoundé to visit and thank a politician who purported to have created the GTC Kung.
 It is feared that some gate crashers must have destroyed that letter given the corrupt nature and incompetence of some of these CPDM politicians.
 “My arguements are founded with the facts that, other schools that where created at the same time and with the same Prime Ministerial Decree went operational since the academic year 2011/12” he told us on phone.
“Therefore, my questions are why has this electoralist and political discrimination mechanism been relentlessly invested in my Kung fondom? Is my Fondom having no right to get access in and to the establishment of the national resources and development attributes and resources on our fatherland as defined and established by our fundamental principles? Why should the creation of schools be used as electoral and political blackmail instruments by the CPDM regime? In Political Science, such political behaviours constitute and fulfil the characteristics of a banana state functional regime. I am not scared and afraid of any CPDM politicians and or administrators who believe they can use state resources and political attributes and mechanisms in hindering the progress and development of its citizenry. With such skeleton political behaviours, how can we attain the 2035 millenium goal as constantly propagandized by the CPDM regime? I really cast some political doubts if these politicians and administrators hindering the progress of their fatherland are real patriots, politicians or political marchandizers. If Cameroon would have been a democracy, their qualifications as politicians and administrators really need to go through a scrutiny test mechanism.
 Education being a right and not a favour should not suffer from the mal-governance practices that are being orchestrated on our fatherland by incompetent CPDM administrators and politicians. I don't give any recognition and opportunity to those naked undemocratic and what I will qualify in my own words as a primitive political mal-governance behaviour from those CPDM guys there”. I think that, the Divisional Delegate of Secondary education is incompetent and as well, a member of the CPDM regime who could be immediately sacked from office, if Cameroon was a bona fide democracy.
 When contacted, Muh Kah Mathiew confirmed that the sum of 220.000 FCFA has been disbursed to acquire a land certificate for the school. All attempts to get to the Divisional Delegate of Secondary Education for Menchum and Divisional Chief of State Property and Land Tenure were not fruitful.
It should be noted that the Kung Development and Cultural Association whose main objectives and "raison d'être" are principally based on development and cultural activities/projects has not been having it easy with the local administrators.
In reacting to the moves by politicians and administrators to frustrate development efforts in his village, Fon Kum Gilbert said that “democracy and good governance cannot be conjured when citizens and their communities are being deprived from their fundamental rights, which are considered to be a favour by a gerontocratic dilapidating CPDM regime. How can they be maltreating and viciously depriving my Fondom and  subjects the right to education, when education is the backbone of all developed, democratic and enlightened societies/countries in the World. Education being a democratic right as enshrined by international conventions and instruments in which, Cameroon is a signatory member cannot be subjected and used as a politically and purely electoralist instrument in the development of my Fondom and as well, against my Fondom”. Fon Kum Gilbert said he will spare no efforts to draw the attention of the permanent representative of UNESCO in Cameroon, and other democratic and human rights institution in and out of Cameroon, notably, the UN, EU, CONAC and others, to know that, in Cameroon the creation and functioning of government educational institutions are electorally politicized, which substantiates the unfounded, mal-governance and corrupt reason why, the electoralist created GTC Kung has not yet still gone operational till date, meanwhile, other schools created by the same Prime Ministerial decree had gone operational since the academic year 2011/12.
He continued that  “It is politically established now that, because I called on my subjects to vote against the CPDM during the Presidential elections of 2011, has grounded and handicapped the mechanisms that could enable this school go operational since its creation. Again in the year 2013, during the twin electioneering exercise, I personally served my subjects with an electoral and political advice titled "WHERE IS THE SCHOOL", and assigned some of my subjects to carry out a door to door campaign programme against the CPDM in my Fondom.  I am politically and Traditionally determined and ready to face any CPDM pseudo politician in the area or in Cameroon who politically thinks that, my arguments are not founded, taking into consideration the elements and facts surrounding this electoralist politically created school in my Fondom”.
 


When News Breaks Out, We Break In. (The 2014 Bloggies Finalist)

Pastor Chris Oyakhilome Defends Himself; Yet Critics Not Satisfy with Justification


“You don’t know who a man of God is. I don’t go in that direction. I wasn’t accused of the things you said, nor did I commit those stupid things that you said and I don’t need to go into that level in such discussions. Jesus Christ was accused by many – a lot of frivolous charges. There will always be those who would like for it to be true. But you know, in spite of the accusations against Jesus, it didn’t change who he was. It didn’t change him.
There are preachers and there are men of God. I am not a preacher; I am a man of God and I go in the way I’m asked to go. It may cause some troubles with individuals but that’s not because I have done something wrong and when it comes to Reverend Anita, what I will say to you is ‘pray for her’…
Don’t act like those people. If you are married to a man of God, it doesn’t make you automatically mature. You can make mistakes; you can do something that is wrong. But some people expect the wife of a minister to definitely be at the level of that minister and so they may be looked upon and the expectation may be like that, but it’s a positional thing.
If a man of God is married, it doesn’t automatically mean that the wife of a man of God is therefore a woman of God. That’s not the way it is in the Bible. That’s why you don’t really find the wives of men of God mentioned in the Bible. How many of them? Who was Peter’s wife, did you ever know her name? You never find that out. Who was John’s wife? Did you ever read the name? What about all the other Apostles? How many of their names are written in the Bible. You never find their names.”
You have to understand something about a man of God. A man of God is not just someone who worships God or preaches God. A man of God is handpicked by God, set on course by God. If you study the scriptures, you will not find one man of God go against God, sinning against God.
The only things you might find will be a man of God, maybe in two different kinds of ways. Moses, for example; when he struck the rock twice, [he] was provoked by the anger of the people. [It was] not because he wanted to do something against the Lord.
No man of God does something against the Lord. Are you hearing me? A man of God is set on a course; there is a type of life that he is given. Then you have a young man, a young prophet; he wasn’t named; he was deceived by another man of God and so he went in a direction that God said ‘don’t go’.”
Critics Not Satisfy with Justification 
 However some analysts are of the opinion that for lack of a better description, Pastor Chris Oyakhilome has not defended himself. He has just done what a filibuster, for lack of a better word, would do.Another school of thought holds that
Pastor Chris failed completely to make his case against his wife's charge of adultery. He rather denigrates the woman and brings us back to 2000 years ago when women had no voice in society to try to show us that women are nothing. Why does he not go backwards to Solomon, a man of God who had hundreds of wives and thousands of concubines to justify himself? The reality is that there are many who call themselves "Man of God' who do not believe in the last day judgement of Christ which will be more severe on them as the apostle James says.
Notwithstanding, critical minds have also lamented that commercial religion has taken over Africa and the so called men of God are just a bunch of crooks who use the pulpit to con they very poor and vulnerable. Their best customers are thieves who give more than they earn for special prayers as promised by the 'men of God'. Many marriages are breaking up especially when they fail to pass through peoples' wives to get what they want from their husbands. They then annoint the wives otherwise and make describe their husbands as demons. The Biblical dictum " Judge not that ye may not be judged..." is often used to get away with criminal acts. I shall continue to judge them and let the good Lord judge me on the same parameters as I do them.
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