Prostitutes
have caused quite a stir after they stormed the burial of a notorious
thief, and offered free s*x to all the mourners.
When News Breaks Out, We Break In. (The 2014 Bloggies Finalist)
Photo credit: H-Metro
In what will come across as a really shocking development, it has
been revealed that there was free s*x galore in Mbare, Zimbabwe on
Monday and Tuesday night as prostitutes mourned a serial thief by
offering free s*x to all mourners.
They described the late thief who succumbed to tuberculosis as a s*x maniac.
According to H-Metro, the infamous thief identified as Masiyas
Mesiyas is also said to be the one who stole Jamaican artiste Elephant
Man’s cellphone when he came into the country a few years ago.
Mbare residents say Mesiyas was in the same league with the late
thief Borris who died near Zindoga Shopping centre in a speed chase with
police. The funeral was themed ‘Birwai, Sv***ai' as thieving, drug abuse and s*x topped the funeral wake. S*x workers said Mesiyas was their regular client.
“Mesiyas was a well-known thief but one of the things we have
known him for as s*x workers in Mbare is that he loved s*x and was our
regular client. We had no money to contribute in planning the funeral
arrangements, but we offered what we know best and male mourners who
came for the funeral could get s*x for free,” said one of the hookers who identified herself as Busi.
Family spokesperson Brandon Chikukwa confirmed that mourners at the funeral were being treated to free s*x by hookers.
“I have never seen anything like what I witnessed from Monday
night when my uncle died. People were celebrating his life in different
ways, as they were having s*x in cars and at night, people would just go
anywhere private and start having s*x. The service was being offered by
the prostitutes for free to everyone who attended, we just hope they
were wearing condoms. As a family we do not condone what was happening
but there was nothing we could do because he was a people’s person. They
were doing what they thought was best to pay their last respects to
him,” said Chikukwa.
When News Breaks Out, We Break In. (The 2014 Bloggies Finalist)
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